Taking down: Collision
LONG AWAITED CATACLYSM IS JUST ANOTHER LET DOWN
Despite up and coming data regarding the predictions of the fatal collision to
come, researchers were forced to admit these were just inconsequential findings.
None of the cookies regurgitated into outer space, the overheating vape batteries,
the unanswered “hit me up” texts threatening the proliferation of pop up windows, the
20049 hit me baby one more time banger covers, not even the prophylactic
measures saturating the memory of our ongoing battles, could be considered the
harbingers of any substantial change.
When the collapse took place in the year 2024, November the 14th , they
were too busy synchronizing their private sextapes. The unremarkable event went
almost unnoticed and did not alter their understanding of any narrative.
Ordinary behaviors followed : safe scripts fell in the hands of reliable actors,
smooth web surfaces balanced stimulation, rational dogs brought proactive
management, and straightforward videos revealed that all humans were just one
formless blob.
Fun fact : A dog spilled Aesop soap in the bathroom of a trendy bunker and
was asked for a refund, while the visitors continued to wear cute boots and felt stupid
for thinking that things could ever get any worse.
